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Chuck Norris doesn't read books....he stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris was an only child..... ......eventually.
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Are you lame SOB's freakin kidding me....did you old guys forget how much fun we had on 5A with the Chuck Norris threads....I was certain that posting what I did would get it started...guess not....maybe the lame is not the forum, but the old farts who forgot how to have a bit of fun.....sheesh!! Maybe I'll do the same over on the dead forum and see if they are deader than you are....where did all the fun go. -
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.....Comment
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.....Comment
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Genies ask Chuck Norris for wishes.....Comment
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars....that's why there are no signs of life there.Comment
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Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.Comment
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They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In the Library. With a roundhouse kick."DixonComment
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain... the cobra died.Comment
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Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.Comment
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not move. The Earth does.Comment
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.....Comment
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass, at night!Comment
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.....Comment
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