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Source: http://www.houstonpress.com/news/our...-texas-6731986
Worst Shortening of a Mascot Name: Winner: Amarillo Golden Sandies, Grapeland Sandies (tie)
Mascot Most Likely to be Mistaken for an Old School Country Band: Winner: Roscoe Plowboys Runner up: Robstown Cotton Pickers
Most Complicated Pronunciation: Winner: Nazareth Swifts
Most Likely to Be Misunderstood: Winner: Hereford Whitefaces
Most Violently Descriptive Mascot: Winner: Mason Punchers
Mascot Name that Too Closely Resembles the Town Name: Winner: Crane Golden Cranes Runners up: Farmersville Farmers, Muleshoe Mules
Worst Attempt at Making an Innocuous Mascot Sound More Menacing: Winner: Cuero Gobblers
Weirdest Alliteration: Winner: Hutto Hippos
Worst Unintentional Euphemism: Winner: Groesbeck Goats
Mascot Ideally Suited for Debate Club: Winner: Munday Moguls
High School Trying Hardest to Keep Up With Pop Culture: Winner: Moulton Bobkatz
Dandiest Mascot Name: Winner: Hamlin Pied Pipers
Worst Mascot Named After Something Dead: Winner: Kerrville Tivy Antlers
Weirdest Choice of Non-Native Animal Mascot: Winner: Trent Gorillas Runner up: Grandview Zebras
Name Most Likely Conceived by Local Chamber of Commerce: Winner: Brazosport Exporters
Best/Worst Mascot in Texas: Winner: New Braunfels Unicorns
Source: http://www.houstonpress.com/news/our...-texas-6731986
Worst Shortening of a Mascot Name: Winner: Amarillo Golden Sandies, Grapeland Sandies (tie)
Mascot Most Likely to be Mistaken for an Old School Country Band: Winner: Roscoe Plowboys Runner up: Robstown Cotton Pickers
Most Complicated Pronunciation: Winner: Nazareth Swifts
Most Likely to Be Misunderstood: Winner: Hereford Whitefaces
Most Violently Descriptive Mascot: Winner: Mason Punchers
Mascot Name that Too Closely Resembles the Town Name: Winner: Crane Golden Cranes Runners up: Farmersville Farmers, Muleshoe Mules
Worst Attempt at Making an Innocuous Mascot Sound More Menacing: Winner: Cuero Gobblers
Weirdest Alliteration: Winner: Hutto Hippos
Worst Unintentional Euphemism: Winner: Groesbeck Goats
Mascot Ideally Suited for Debate Club: Winner: Munday Moguls
High School Trying Hardest to Keep Up With Pop Culture: Winner: Moulton Bobkatz
Dandiest Mascot Name: Winner: Hamlin Pied Pipers
Worst Mascot Named After Something Dead: Winner: Kerrville Tivy Antlers
Weirdest Choice of Non-Native Animal Mascot: Winner: Trent Gorillas Runner up: Grandview Zebras
Name Most Likely Conceived by Local Chamber of Commerce: Winner: Brazosport Exporters
Best/Worst Mascot in Texas: Winner: New Braunfels Unicorns
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